The Decisive Moment.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair
3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



공감가는게 꽤 많네. 자는 동안 썩은것 같다에서 웃음.